Friday, May 15, 2009

If you're unemployed, this is what you're up against!

Executive Assistant/Marketing Guru/Jack of All Trades!

Our well-established firm in downtown Boise is seeking a “do it all” personality. We are seeking an experienced Executive Assistant to our VP of Operations, our Marketing Director and Jack. Must have advanced knowledge of Microsoft Office, Word, Excel, Outlook as well as proficiency in accounting software, including, but not limited to Dental Software, Medical Software, and any other software that may or may not exist. Must be Mac and PC literate. Must know Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, Dreamweaver and Flash inside and out. Must have a Degree in Accounting, Graphic Design, Administration, Business Management, Marketing, Communications, Theatre or any degree really; preferably a Doctorate. Absolutely no one with experience over a degree will be considered. We pay top dollar for College Grads! If you don’t have a degree, go apply at McDonalds! You must be able to answer 47 phone lines, make morning commutes to Starbucks, pick up dry-cleaning, sort mail, and type 102 words per minute. We offer a competitive benefit package after a 2-year probationary period. Must be willing to work Mon-Fri 8 am to 5 pm and some weekends and evenings.

We are looking for an upbeat, positive personality. You must have a professional demeanor and dress for success! If interested, please email us at the above link. We will be conducting interviews this week and if you do not meet any of the qualifications, please don’t apply.

Pay is commensurate with the current economic climate. We know there are 52,000 unemployed individuals in the greater Treasure Valley who are in desperate need of a good-paying job, so we are taking full advantage of this!

Pay: $7.00/hr to start with possibility for $8.00/hr after 2 years.
Telecommuting is not OK


  1. I heard that Jack is really a Dick!

  2. LOL...I love it. I've been seeing some of the same. I hate it because I can learn anything, quickly but NO...I don't have a degree in anything. Sucks!


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